Greetings gamers,
I am a representative from JENOVA’s Witnesses, and I have come to make amodest attempt to save your souls. Most of you are students or recent college graduates in transition to the next life*. But because of the Digital Devil** and his demonic army of MMORPGs, many of you are neglecting your preparations for this after-life. Perhaps you are anunbeliever, or the next life just feels so far away that it’s not worth worrying about yet because your guardian angels are supporting you.
You, who have become ensnared by the lies and temptations of the Digital Devil, listen well! You must eschew these evils for other holy scriptures, designed to revitalize you on your path to enlightenment (we especially recommend Super Smash Brother’s Melee, Halo, and of course the holiest scripture of all, Final Fantasy VII). We ask only that you read our pamphlet; if afterwards you do not wish to join us in the worship of theTRUE Destroyer of Worlds, we hope you at least find yourself on a better path.
But take note: JENOVA, in her infinite wisdom, arbitrarily decreed that only 144,000 gamers shall find their own true Heaven in the next life! Nonetheless, by taking some or all of our teachings to heart, you will greatly improve your current life and get much closer to entering Heaven than you previously would have. Even though you may end up as a C.M., for example, at least you will certainly be saved from the lowest depths
of Hell: your parents’ basement.
Please visit us at http://WWW.JENWITNESS.NET to learn more!
We are in no way related to Jehovah’s Witnesses, a religious organization which is different than, yet totally endorsed by, JENOVA’s Witnesses… though they probably
don’t endorse us.
*If you have already entered the next life, then this pamphlet will still be of great
help and will aid you in attaining a better place in your current life
**Not to be confused with the Digital Devil Saga scriptures, which we grudgingly
JENOVA's Witnesses is here to Save Your Souls!
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One-Winged Angel
[CHORUS]
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
[REPEAT VERSE]
[SOPRANO SOLO]
Veni, veni, venias, Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias Generosa
Veni, veni, venias, Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias Generosa
[REPEAT VERSE]
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Source and translations: http://www.midishrine.com/index.php?showlyr=6
yeah im scared
[CHORUS]
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
[REPEAT VERSE]
[SOPRANO SOLO]
Veni, veni, venias, Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias Generosa
Veni, veni, venias, Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias Generosa
[REPEAT VERSE]
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Source and translations: http://www.midishrine.com/index.php?showlyr=6
yeah im scared
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