Ænigma Guild

So explain to me the process of this owning. All I'm seeing is a couple of kids talking to each other on the phone or through an online chat saying "HAHA YOU JUST SAID CREAM OF SUM YUNG GAI! THAT WILL GET HIM FOR SURE!"

Where is the owning? Quoting Wayne's World is now owning?

How about this, EXTREME CLOSE UP!

Yawn? Bitch that was a classic ownage. You're yawning because your feeble mind can't think of anything to come back too. You're sitting there going, what am I going to say! OH I KNOW! Yawn

No Ichron, just call me the gook slayer biotch!

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CLICK ME PLAZ!

Hey ganked, 4 years ago called they want their picture back, douche.

Korupt wrote:I've built a flame retardant suit from your ignorance

Just thought I'd quote this.

Korupt wrote:Bitch that was a classic ownage.

No. Possibly the worst insults I have ever seen. Ever. But, better luck next time, which I can't wait to read, because each post is so amusing it makes this thread that much closer to becoming worthy of a sticky. Keep up the good work guys!

Well, let's take it from the start, shall we?

Here's where you decide to grace our humble forums with your illustrious presence:

Korupt wrote:Well lookie at what I found! My mom and dad would be so proud of me, I am using the internet!

By witty comments or retorts that are ball grabbing, please give me some great examples! I am down with the sickness.

Come to think of it, I think I will give you an example of ball grabbing, great comments, they might even be witty! What AENIGMA reminds me of:

a) Pale white virgins living in their parents basement playing D&D
b) Teenagers who play Magic the Gathering
c) 13 year olds who probaly get grounded for staying up too late playing in BWL on mommy and daddys PC!

I hope this grabs your balls fella's , I know it grabbed mine!

Well, not what I would have lead off with, but everyone has different style. I tend to go with a more poingant, yet cutting method of "flaming", but if trite cliches work for you, stick with what you know.

But wait, you had to go and make a sig:

Korupt wrote:Mess with the best, die like the rest!

That's just poor form right there.

Korupt wrote:Oh Scroogie, did you think that up all by yourself!

The next time you have a great comment scrooge here's what i want you to do, ready?

Write it down on a piece of paper, okay, then, i want you to roll it up, and go fuck yourself with it!

FYI, I didn't post lyrics from disturbed and If I did, I really had no idea, but you knowing that it's lyrics from that band, tells me your probaly listen to the bullshit and probaly have no idea what good music is anyway. Have a great day kiddo!

Ahhh, this is classic. Insulting by patronizing. Too bad you fell short right about here. NOT realizing that the line was from a crappy, overplayed song says more than actually knowing it.

Korupt wrote:"I was just owned and my mother is currently slapping me with her didlo"

Oh and by the way, please do us a favor, clense the DNA pool and drink the nearest bottle of bleech, moron.

Ichron? Is that some sort of chineese Cuisine? Let me guess, you zipper head, your parents beat together two pots and pans and named you ching ching bang!

Comon Ichron, that best you got? Shit bitch I know you, see I am the guy who drives by your short bus, flips you off, and pulls into your handicap spot, fag.

Mmm, I can sense that ichron is probaly mashing his keyboard with his puddgy greese fingers from eating his mommys fried chicken in pure ranging anger of being owned.

You started off strong, but you just didn't have the stamina to keep it up. Probably a recurring problem. It's understandable. Keeping the same high level flaming over a 5 page thread is tough for even the most hardened internet troll.

Korupt wrote:Yawn? Bitch that was a classic ownage. You're yawning because your feeble mind can't think of anything to come back too. You're sitting there going, what am I going to say! OH I KNOW! Yawn

I'm not going to lie, you hit the nail on the head. In my defence, you didn't give me much to work with. I mean, there isn't much that I could have said that would have made this thread any more entertaining than your half-wit, racially laced mouth-frothing posts have done.

With that being said, I leave you with this:



Thanks for your time. I hope you've enjoyed your stay.

wow, i stop reading your forums for a few days to come back to this... almost better than the slander on BL forums! what's with the hate turmoil? did i miss something while jerking off in bwl?

marla wrote:what's with the hate turmoil? did i miss something while jerking off in bwl?

probably this

manx wrote:aww, turmoil came to congratulate us on the abnormal amount of CP we get from beating them in AB so often =)

i dont know, i dont ab. then again it could just be a bunch of retards out to start a flame war in hopes of getting some reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh responses

Hold up...the point of this thread is to say our website sucks. Since ours sucks lets go under the assumption that your website is somehow better and see what we can do to make ours better and closer to your standards.

1. We need to update everyone that visits our crappy site with a message about the crappy loot we get from an instance that any guild with minimal skill can do with 40 people, as if to say "Hey, look what loot we can get". But noone really cares cause every decent guild on the server is on BWL. Btw grats on being able to do MC.

2. Well, format and layout be #2 and i have to say OMG I HAVE NEVER SEEN A LAYOUT LIKE THIS FROM MOST OF THE GUILDS THAT PLAY THIS GAME. OMG ITS LEET. We need to copy other guilds that we "cream" over in hopes that having a site like theirs makes us a better guild. I mean look at that banner at the top. So creative....so well thought out. Your artistic ability really shines with this. The font is hawt, the color is OMG, and the pictures are so leet. Ours just doesnt compare to what they accomplished there. Im sorry...its just so leet. I also like the pointless polls to the side that keep everyone o so interested. The arcade games, O THE ARCADE GAMES, i would have to say this is the best part. NOT only can you go to a forum to communicate how much people hate your website but you can also play games. PURE GENIUS. i hope we waste part of our site on that. And you update the high scorers. Thats obvious...i want to know how i rank on a retarded fucking game that i am playing on a forum spending hours doing while i sit at home waiting for my mom to be done fucking whoever you say she would be fucking because im 13 and have no time or no life.

Anyway there are numerous things that i could point out that would make our site SOOOOOOO much better. These might be the sites that he would link that we should have modeled ours after.

http://na.iogaming.com/
http://www.turmoil-guild.com/
http://www.guildzero.com/
http://www.darkoct.com/
http://www.eolguild.com/
http://www.tyranny-guild.org
http://www.lostanarchy.com/ (similar but not exactly)
http://www.twelveprophets.com/ (similar again but no NEARLY as artistic as turmoil)
http://www.rodguild.net/forum/sitenews.asp
http://transcendence.ofwarcraft.net/ind ... e&Itemid=1
http://wow.n3rdz.com/
http://www.warnet.dk/profile.php?lookup=166 (again similar)
http://www.ascendance-guilde.com/site/


I would keep going but i think you get the idea of how unique they are. BTW if you want to find more...i found most of the ones after tyranny but doing a google search of "Nefarian Down". Good way of finding the good guilds.

O and before i forget...how are you guys doing in BWL? I see you dont have any recorded kills.

Hope this helps Cj.

Chunkowned.

wow chunky, I think I love you



3 day weekend and only 2.5 hours of MC to go = finished website. BTW please make sure to thank Yume for all his hard work with the site aswell.

This post makes me feel like a little school girl! HE HE HE TEE HEE TEE HEE HE HE!

Chunky, Is that all you got? You're better because your in BWL? ROFL

2. Well, format and layout be #2 and i have to say OMG I HAVE NEVER SEEN A LAYOUT LIKE THIS FROM MOST OF THE GUILDS THAT PLAY THIS GAME. OMG ITS LEET. We need to copy other guilds that we "cream" over in hopes that having a site like theirs makes us a better guild. I mean look at that banner at the top. So creative....so well thought out. Your artistic ability really shines with this. The font is hawt, the color is OMG, and the pictures are so leet. Ours just doesnt compare to what they accomplished there. Im sorry...its just so leet. I also like the pointless polls to the side that keep everyone o so interested. The arcade games, O THE ARCADE GAMES, i would have to say this is the best part. NOT only can you go to a forum to communicate how much people hate your website but you can also play games. PURE GENIUS. i hope we waste part of our site on that. And you update the high scorers. Thats obvious...i want to know how i rank on a retarded fucking game that i am playing on a forum spending hours doing while i sit at home waiting for my mom to be done fucking whoever you say she would be fucking because im 13 and have no time or no life.

Anyway there are numerous things that i could point out that would make our site SOOOOOOO much better. These might be the sites that he would link that we should have modeled ours after.

http://na.iogaming.com/
http://www.turmoil-guild.com/
http://www.guildzero.com/
http://www.darkoct.com/
http://www.eolguild.com/
http://www.tyranny-guild.org
http://www.lostanarchy.com/ (similar but not exactly)
http://www.twelveprophets.com/ (similar again but no NEARLY as artistic as turmoil)
http://www.rodguild.net/forum/sitenews.asp
http://transcendence.ofwarcraft.net/ind ... e&Itemid=1
http://wow.n3rdz.com/
http://www.warnet.dk/profile.php?lookup=166 (again similar)
http://www.ascendance-guilde.com/site/


I would keep going but i think you get the idea of how unique they are.

Its called reading son. You might want to do it before you post a reply. Why bitch about a site when your own is a half assed attempt at cookie-cutter site that looks like everyone elses. Cluttered with useless crap noone cares about.