Ænigma Guild

AGE OF LOST VIRGINITY:
0-10 ----------------------> Ew!
10-13 --------------------> Wow!
13-16 --------------------> Yo!
16-18 --------------------> Ok.
18+ or never -----------> HaHa!

YOU IDENTIFY MOST WITH:
Emo -------------------------> I cut myself
Rockabilly ------------------> I drank Pabst Blue Ribbon
Preppy ---------------------> I bought clothes from a sweatshop
Goth ------------------------> My eyeliner smudged
Artist -----------------------> I need a sexy muse
Indie ------------------------> I am cooler than you
Nerd ------------------------> I am smarter than you
Punk ------------------------> I love to vomit
White Trash ---------------> I love Nascar
Poser -----------------------> I wish I was cool
Gansta ----------------------> I busted a cap
Republican -----------------> I exploited a minority
Democrat ------------------> I raised your taxes
Conspiracy Theorist -----> Bush caused Katrina
Scenester -----------------> I changed my style again
Pentecostal ---------------> I handled a snake
Catholic --------------------> I love nuns
Ninja ------------------------> I busted out nunchucks
French ----------------------> I woosied out
Slut -------------------------> I did it in a public restroom
Canadian ------------------> I wish I was American
British ----------------------> I wish my teeth were white
West Virginian ------------> I had sex with my cousin
DCFC Fan ------------------> I know what this means
eHarmony member ------> I lied about myself
BMV employee ------------> I made you wait an hour

YOUR NAME STARTS WITH:
a - d -----------------------> with a goat
e - h -----------------------> on a boat
i - l -------------------------> in the nude
m - p ----------------------> with a prude
q - t -----------------------> near a prick
u - z -----------------------> on a stick

YOUR STAR SIGN:
Aries ----------------------> b'cuz my uncle spanked me
Taurus --------------------> b'cuz Morrissey hugged me
Gemini --------------------> b'cuz Pat Robertson blows
Cancer --------------------> b'cuz Saddam Hussein rocked my ass
Leo ------------------------> b'cuz Jimmy Fallon has no talent
Virgo ----------------------> b'cuz Mr. Rogers loves me
Libra ----------------------> b'cuz Mark Foley emailed me
Scorpio -------------------> b'cuz my dad grew a mullet
Sagittarius ---------------> b'cuz my priest molested me
Capricorn ----------------> b'cuz I have 3 STD's
Aquarius -----------------> b'cuz I love Lance Bass
Pisces --------------------> b'cuz I like it in the butt

Ok. I busted out nunchucks, in the nude, b'cuz my uncle spanked me.

Ok.I need a sexy muse on a stick b'cuz Saddam Hussein rocked my ass

HaHa! I love to vomit with a goat b'cuz Pat Robertson blows.

DUMB.

looks like you're running out of lame shit to flood our boards with D:

but its keti! <3 Keti!

I post what I can

Just giving you shit, its what I do D:

Yo! I handled a snake with a goat b'cuz Morrissey hugged me

Ok. Bush caused Katrina with a goat b'cuz I have 3 STD's.

Ok. I raised your taxes near a prick b'cuz Morrissey hugged me...

Damn republicans.

I refuse to believe every single one of you so far have had sex before you were 18.

yo! i am cooler(and smarter) than you near a prick b'cuz mark foley emailed me.

i also exploited a minority while trying to hide the fact that i changed my style again.

shiv_ wrote:I refuse to believe every single one of you so far have had sex before you were 18.

Suiko's hawt.

shiv_ wrote:I refuse to believe every single one of you so far have had sex.

Fixed?

http://photos-004.ak.facebook.com/ip002 ... 4_9583.jpg

hit it when I was 19, and still going, bitch.